fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING


my RA basically just told me that he has heard me having sex before


strawberrypatty:

detectivesangelstardisandwands:

sheep-boy:

a ravenclaw inventing a spell like “ive enchanted this quill so that one dip in an inkwell and it will be able to draw from that inkwell until its out! no redipping!” and their muggle born friend just

"a…pen.you literally just used magic to make a pen" 

And then the muggleborn gives them a normal pen and they’re just like “how does it workOH MY MERLIN IT CLICKS” and they just spend the whole class clicking their pen

OMG, I want to imagine purebloods clicking all through class.


think-progress:

Someone is distributing flyers ordering East Ukraine’s Jews to “register.”We translated Russian media to bring you the most accurate info on this shocking story.

think-progress:

Someone is distributing flyers ordering East Ukraine’s Jews to “register.”

We translated Russian media to bring you the most accurate info on this shocking story.


"Kings" + Final Words


midget-banana:

hijackspace:

thehttydblog:

modern-hiccup:

Me and my sibling can go from

image

to

image

in like three seconds 

#MY LIFE

on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship

MARVEL

image

marvel is disney?


shower fresh

shower fresh



butterflyspock:

before u say anythign rude or offensive just think to urself: would steve rogers say that? if the answer is no, don’t say it 

But if i lived by “don’t say anything Steve Rogers wouldn’t say” I’d never be able to ask for the wifi password


at first I was like okay yeah bash slut shaming
but this is really fucking offensive
asexual people exist and telling them that they need to like sex or they’re “weird” is fucking distasteful

at first I was like okay yeah bash slut shaming

but this is really fucking offensive

asexual people exist and telling them that they need to like sex or they’re “weird” is fucking distasteful